‫- PREVIOUSLY ON AWKWARD... ‫- WHO IS THIS BEN GUY?
‫- HE'S THE GUY YOUR MOM ‫SHOULD HAVE MARRIED.
‫- MY MOM'S STAYING AT THE HOTEL,
‫SO WE'VE GOT THE PLACE ‫TO OURSELVES.
‫- ASK MATTY, HE HAD A PIECE ‫OF YOUR HAMILTON PIE
‫LONG BEFORE YOU DID.
‫- AND ONE MORE THING...
‫I LOVE YOU, JAKE ROSATI.
‫GONE WERE THE SECRETS ‫AND HEARTACHE OF MY PAST.
‫I WAS LOOKING AT MY FUTURE.
‫[Chicken Dance plays]
‫[time slows]
‫- TIMING. ‫IT WAS EVERYTHING,
‫AND MY TIME HAD ARRIVED.
‫I WAS HEAD OVER HEELS ‫FOR JAKE
‫AND READY TO SHOW HIM, ‫BECAUSE OUR LOVE WAS THE STUFF
‫OF POETRY, OF NOVELS, ‫OF BLOGS.
‫WE WERE LIKE ‫ROMEO AND JULIET,
‫EXCEPT OUR LOVE STORY DIDN'T ‫INVOLVE A FAKE SUICIDE.
‫BEEN THERE, DONE THAT.
‫HOW ABOUT WE MAKE OUR GETAWAY ‫BEFORE THINGS GET UGLY?
‫- [scoffs] ‫THEY ALREADY HAVE.
‫- WHAT'S WRONG? ‫- US.
‫- BUT "US" WAS GREAT. ‫"US" WAS PERFECT.
‫"US" WAS ABOUT TO GO BACK ‫TO MY HOUSE AND DO IT.
‫IF YOU'RE NOT READY, ‫IT'S TOTALLY OKAY.
‫THERE'S NO PRESSURE. ‫- I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS HERE.
‫- SO HOW ABOUT WE DO THIS ‫AT MY HOUSE?
‫MAYBE IN MY BED? ‫- I'M NOT FEELING IT.
‫THIS RELATIONSHIP. ‫I DON'T WANT TO LEAD YOU ON.
‫- ARE YOU BEING SERIOUS? ‫- YEAH.
‫I THINK OUR TIMING IS OFF.
‫- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
‫- I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU.
‫[Chicken Dance fades in]
‫*
‫[keyboard tapping]
‫[upbeat dance music]
‫*
‫- WHAT'S WRONG? ‫YOU LOOK WEIRD.
‫ARE YOUR CONTROL TOPS ‫MAKING YOU NAUSEOUS?
‫- I THINK I'M IN SHOCK.
‫JAKE JUST BROKE UP WITH ME.
‫- WHAT?
‫- FLOWER GIRL, ‫REPORT TO THE DAIS, PRONTO.
‫THIS WEDDING IS ABOUT ‫TO GO OFF THE RAILS,
‫AND IT IS MY DUTY AS ‫HEAD BRIDESMAID TO TAKE CHARGE.
‫- YOU WERE ‫THE DEFAULT BRIDESMAID.
‫- AND LUCKY FOR THE LADY ‫I'M AN EXPERIENCED ONE AT THAT.
‫OH, J, "OPERATION: ‫BACK OFF BACKSTREET BOY"
‫IS IN FULL EFFECT.
‫[indistinct chatting, ‫giggling]
‫SOMEONE SPREAD A RUMOR THAT
‫BEN'S GOT A BIG ‫SHAM-A-LAMA DING-DONG.
‫"SOMEONE" BEING ME. ‫NOW SCOOT.
‫LET'S MOVE THIS ALONG ‫BEFORE ALLY PASSES OUT.
‫- JENNA, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT ‫TO SAY, AND I ALWAYS HAVE
‫SOMETHING TO SAY.
‫OKAY, NOW I DO.
‫WHY WOULD JAKE DUMP YOU? ‫HE BUSTED OUT
‫THE "L" WORD. ‫YOU MUST HAVE MISUNDERSTOOD.
‫- IT'S KIND OF HARD ‫TO MISUNDERSTAND
‫"I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU."
‫- NO MISINTERPRETING THAT.
‫- HE SAID OUR TIMING WAS OFF.
‫MAYBE I WAITED TOO LONG ‫TO SAY "I LOVE YOU,"
‫AND HE STARTED TO DOUBT ME.
‫- THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. ‫I'M GONNA GET THE REAL DEETS.
‫- PLEASE.
‫MY HEART WAS BROKEN INTO ‫A MILLION PIECES,
‫BUT UNFORTUNATELY, ‫MY MIND WAS STILL INTACT,
‫WHICH MEANT I COULDN'T IGNORE ‫THE UNSETTLING REALIZATION
‫THAT I WAS...DEVASTATED.
‫- TROUBLE IN PARADISE?
‫- JUST FEELING MOVED ‫BY THE MAGIC.
‫THEY'RE CALLED FEELINGS. ‫YOU DON'T HAVE THEM.
‫- THAT'S WHERE ‫YOU'RE WRONG, JENNA.
‫I DO HAVE FEELINGS.
‫WHEN I SEE YOU SITTING THERE,
‫ALL ALONE, ‫IN YOUR LITTLE BABY DRESS,
‫WITH YOUR LITTLE SAD FACE, ‫I FEEL...
‫SO GLAD I'M NOT YOU! ‫[laughs]
‫- LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ‫PLEASE GRAB A PARTNER
‫AND STAND BY TO JOIN ‫THE BRIDE AND GROOM
‫IN THEIR FIRST DANCE.
‫[cheers and applause] ‫- MY LADY.
‫[slow instrumental] ‫- WHOO-HOO!
‫- * IT'S AN EMPTY SPACE ‫THAT STANDS BESIDE ME NOW *
‫- MY BAD, NOT TIME ‫FOR THE FIRST DANCE YET.
‫MAKE IT A DANCE MIX.
‫[upbeat dance music]
‫*
‫[video game gunfire]
‫- YES! I TOTALLY DESTROYED ‫YOUR BUNKER.
‫HOW'S THAT TASTE, MCKIBBEN? ‫- EH, LIKE VICTORY.
‫- [booming] ‫GAME OVER.
‫- THAT IS SO NOT FAIR.
‫- I TOLD YOU NOT TO TAKE ‫YOUR EYES OFF THE SCREEN.
‫- [teasing] ‫- [laughs]
‫[phone rings]
‫HEY. HOW'S THE WEDDING?
‫- I BROKE UP WITH JENNA.
‫- WAIT, WHAT?
‫WHY?
‫- I DON'T THINK ‫SHE'S BEING HONEST WITH ME.
‫- ABOUT WHAT? ‫- THAT OTHER GUY.
‫THE GUY THAT SHE SLEPT WITH.
‫YOU REMEMBER HIM, RIGHT?
‫- THE GUY SHE WAS ‫WITH BEFORE YOU?
‫- OR DURING. ‫I DON'T KNOW.
‫I JUST HAVE A GUT FEELING THAT ‫THAT GUY IS STILL AROUND.
‫- DUDE, HOW COULD SHE ‫BE SEEING ANOTHER GUY?
‫SHE'S ALWAYS WITH YOU. ‫- AND YOU.
‫ARE YOU SURE THERE'S ‫NOT SOMETHING THAT
‫YOU'VE PICKED UP ON?
‫MAYBE SOMETHING ‫THAT I DON'T SEE?
‫- NO.
‫- AS MY BEST FRIEND, ‫IF YOU KNEW SOMETHING...
‫YOU'D TELL ME, RIGHT?
‫- YEAH.
‫- THEN TELL ME,
‫WHAT DON'T I KNOW?
‫- I-I THINK YOU KNOW ‫IT ALL, MAN.
‫JENNA REALLY LIKES YOU, ‫AND ONLY YOU.
‫LISTEN, HOW ABOUT WE MEET UP? ‫WE CAN TALK THIS OUT.
‫- I GOTTA GO.
‫- WHAT'S GOING ON?
‫- JAKE JUST BROKE UP ‫WITH JENNA.
‫- HMM.
‫[funky dance music]
‫- SHE REALLY IS IN LOVE. ‫- YEAH.
‫YOU CAN TELL BY HOW HARD ‫SHE'S HUMPING HIS LEG.
‫HEY. ‫DON'T BE SAD, L-DAWG.
‫YOU COULD GET MARRIED AGAIN.
‫I MEAN, YOU STILL ‫GOT YOUR LOOKS,
‫AND I'M SURE THERE ‫ARE THOUSANDS OF DATING WEBSITES
‫THAT WOULD LOVE ‫TO SIGN YOU UP.
‫YOU MAY HAVE ‫TO LOWER YOUR STANDARDS,
‫BUT YOU SHOULD HAVE ‫NO TROUBLE ROPING IN SOME
‫FRUMPSTER LIKE DAN.
‫- [whimpers]
‫I'M GONNA GET SOME AIR.
‫- WHY THE POUTY FACE, J?
‫- JUST TIRED.
‫TIRED OF MY LIFE.
‫- LIGHTEN UP, GIRL. ‫IT'S A WEDDING, NOT A FUNERAL.
‫WHERE'S THE BOY SCOUT?
‫WHY AREN'T YOU TWO ‫TEARING IT UP?
‫- [scoffs] ‫I DON'T KNOW.
‫I JUST NEED A BREAK.
‫- YOU CAN'T TAKE A BREAK. ‫YOU'VE GOT OBLIGATIONS.
‫WHAT IS WITH YOU HAMILTONS?
‫THIS IS NOT YOUR DAY, OKAY? ‫IT'S NOT YOUR DAY!
‫- ROSATI, WHAT'S GOING ON?
‫JENNA HAS THIS CRAZY IDEA ‫YOU BROKE UP WITH HER.
‫- IT DOESN'T SOUND ‫THAT CRAZY TO ME.
‫- I DON'T GET IT. ‫YOU GUYS ARE PERFECT.
‫WORTHY OF YOUR OWN MONIKER,
‫LIKE "JAKENNA."
‫- PERFECTION CAN BE DECEIVING.
‫- WHY ARE YOU TALKING LIKE ‫A FORTUNE COOKIE?
‫ROSATI, ‫YOU'RE THE GOOD GUY.
‫THE KIND OF GUY ‫WHO REAMS SADIE
‫JUST TO PROTECT ‫HIS GIRLFRIEND'S FRIEND.
‫- I DID THAT FOR YOU.
‫YOU'RE MY FRIEND.
‫- AND AS YOUR FRIEND, ‫IT'S MY JOB TO LAY OUT THE OBVI.
‫IF YOU REALLY WANTED TO DUMP ‫JENNA, WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?
‫[dance music begins] ‫- GOOD POINT.
‫- JAKE, I REALLY NEED ‫TO TALK TO YOU.
‫WHAT'S HAPPENING?
‫- HE DEFINITELY DTR'd. ‫IT'S OVER.
‫I TRIED TO GET ‫TO THE BOTTOM OF IT,
‫BUT HE KEPT GIVING ME ‫WEIRD NON-ANSWERS
‫LIKE MY CELL PHONE ROBOT.
‫- SHENANIGANS.
‫- YOU HAVE ‫TO CALL SHENANIGANS.
‫- THEN I CALL IT. ‫HE OWES ME AN EXPLANATION.
‫- I'LL JUST KEEP WORKING ‫THIS WEDDING!
‫FOR NO REASON.
‫- HEY, BEAUTIFUL.
‫- RICKY, I TOLD YOU ‫TO STAY THE--
‫HI, HONEY. ‫WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
‫- [slick] ‫YOU CAN TAKE OFF MY PANTS.
‫- SERIOUSLY?
‫UGH.
‫- JAKE!
‫JAKE!
‫JAKE, STOP!
‫JAKE, PLEASE!
‫- BUSTED! ‫- MM!
‫DAMN YOU, BEN. ‫- [laughs] ALL RIGHT.
‫YOU KNOW, I HAVE BEEN TRYING ‫TO GET TO YOU ALL NIGHT,
‫BUT YOUR DAUGHTER ‫HAS BEEN ON MY TAIL.
‫- [laughs] ‫- I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW THIS,
‫BUT, UH, SHE HAS YOU ‫ON LOCKDOWN.
‫- [laughs]
‫[car starts]
‫[banging]
‫- GET OUT OF THE WAY! ‫- NO.
‫NOT UNTIL YOU EXPLAIN TO ME ‫WHAT'S GOING ON.
‫EVERYTHING WAS GREAT,
‫AND THEN YOU JUST DUMP ME ‫OUT OF THE BLUE?
‫- MOVE, JENNA! ‫- WHAT HAPPENED?
‫- NOTHING HAPPENED.
‫- DID YOU GET MY MESSAGE?
‫- YEAH. YEAH, ‫I GOT YOUR MESSAGE
‫LOUD AND CLEAR ‫THAT THIS ISN'T WORKING.
‫- WHY ARE YOU BEING SO COLD?
‫I'M JUST--I'M SO CONFUSED.
‫JUST--PLEASE, ‫EXPLAIN THIS TO ME.
‫JUST TALK TO ME.
‫- FINE. GET IN.
‫[door opens]
‫[engine revs]
‫- WE WERE GONNA GO OUT ‫FOR SOME MEXICAN FOOD,
‫'CAUSE WE TOOK SPANISH, ‫SO, DAN AND I, WE'RE LIKE,
‫"LET'S GO GET ‫SOME ENCHILADAS,"
‫'CAUSE WE BOTH LOVE ENCHILADAS, ‫LIKE, A LOT.
‫WE WERE PRETTY CRAZY ‫GROWING UP.
‫- [sighs] THE PROBLEM IS ‫HE'S GOT NO TIMING.
‫WITH COMEDY, ‫IT'S ALL ABOUT THE TIMING.
‫- SOMEONE NEEDS TO PUT HIM ‫OUT OF HIS MISERY
‫SO I CAN BE PUT OUT OF MINE.
‫- EL GATO! ‫- [claps] WRAP IT UP, GARY!
‫- [stammers] ‫SO, YEAH, SO--CHEERS.
‫TO MY BEST FRIEND ‫AND HIS HOT PIECE OF TAIL.
‫- OKAY, THAT'S GOOD, ALL RIGHT. ‫[crowd murmurs]
‫[sighs] WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE ‫OUR MAID OF HONOR IS M.I.A.
‫AT THE MOMENT.
‫I'M VALERIE, ‫HEAD BRIDESMAID,
‫AND I'VE KNOWN ABBY FOR-- ‫- ALLY.
‫- I'VE KNOWN ALLY FOR... ‫[exhales]
‫TWO WEEKS NOW?
‫WHICH DOESN'T SEEM LIKE ‫A LONG TIME,
‫BUT IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT,
‫IT'S ABOUT A THIRD OF THE TIME ‫THAT SHE'S KNOWN THE GROOM.
‫[laughter]
‫SO LET'S JUST PRETEND LIKE WE'RE ‫DEALING IN DOG YEARS, RIGHT?
‫[laughter]
‫SEE, GARE?
‫HOW IT'S DONE. ‫[laughter]
‫- I'D BE LYING IF I SAID ‫I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT YOU.
‫- WELL, I KNOW THAT WE MISSED ‫OUR CHANCE IN HIGH SCHOOL,
‫BUT...NOW THAT WE ARE
‫[old man voice] ‫OLDER AND WISER.
‫[laughter]
‫- HMM, I MIGHT BE OLDER, ‫BUT I AM DEFINITELY NOT WISER.
‫I DON'T KNOW ‫IF YOU HEARD, BUT...
‫I RUINED MY MARRIAGE, ‫AND...MY DAUGHTER HATES ME.
‫- UTTERLY IMPOSSIBLE.
‫THE ONLY ONE WHO COULD ‫EVER HATE YOU IS ME.
‫- [laughing] ‫YOU? WHY YOU?
‫- FOR BREAKING MY HEART
‫AND CHOOSING THE OTHER GUY, ‫WHAT'S HIS NAME?
‫- COME ON, ‫YOU WERE NEVER HEARTBROKEN.
‫- FOR YEARS.
‫AND I WILL STAY THAT WAY,
‫UNLESS YOU MAKE GOOD ‫ON AN OUTSTANDING DEBT.
‫- AND WHAT WOULD THAT BE?
‫- YOU OFFERED ‫ME A KISS GOOD-BYE.
‫- MM. WHICH, AS I RECALL, ‫YOU DID NOT COLLECT.
‫- BUT, SEE, ‫THAT WAS A MISTAKE,
‫AND I WOULD LIKE ‫TO RIGHT THAT WRONG.
‫[romantic music swells]
‫*
‫- SUDDENLY, MY TIMING ‫HAD GONE FROM BAD TO WORSE.
‫*
‫[phone beeps]
‫- DAD, YOU NEED TO PICK UP.
‫DAD? DAD. ‫DAD, STOP TALKING AND LISTEN.
‫BEN IS HERE.
‫[laughter] ‫- AND THEN,
‫AFTER A FEW CUBAN HUMMERS--
‫GET YOUR MINDS ‫OUT OF THE GUTTER,
‫IT'S A DRINK. ‫[laughter]
‫[phone beeps]
‫- * TO QUIETLY REMIND US
‫* TIME, THOUGH ‫IT MOSTLY SLIPS AWAY *
‫* DOESN'T SEEM ‫TO MIND THE WAIT *
‫- LIKE YOU CARE.
‫- DROP THE PHONE, MCKIBBEN.
‫I GOT SOMETHING ‫A LITTLE MORE INTERESTING
‫FOR YOU TO LOOK AT.
‫- * DO YOU FEEL ‫THE SAME AS I DO? *
‫* CLOSE YOUR EYES
‫* THINK OF WHAT ‫YOU HAVE BESIDE YOU *
‫- STOP MOVING SO FAST. ‫I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.
‫- I HAVE TO STAY ON THE MOVE ‫TO AVOID A PRE-TEEN RICKY PERV.
‫AND I'M ON CLEAN-UP DUTY.
‫- I'M GONNA GO.
‫- WHA-- ‫YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME HERE!
‫- I'M SORRY, T. ‫I CAN'T STAY.
‫- HOW ARE YOU GONNA ‫GET HOME, WALK?
‫CRAP, I'M BEING PAGED.
‫DON'T MOVE, ‫I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
‫- LIL' BITCH, ‫WHERE'S YOUR MOM?
‫- WITH BEN. ‫I GUESS YOUR PLAN
‫TO RUIN MY PARENTS' ‫RELATIONSHIP WORKED. HAPPY?
‫- [chuckles] LISTEN, ‫YOUR DAD'S THE ONE
‫WHO RUINED THEIR RELATIONSHIP, ‫AND IT STARTED YEARS AGO.
‫- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
‫- THINK ABOUT IT. ‫WHY WOULD I HATE BUZZKILL
‫THIS MUCH FOR NO REASON?
‫BECAUSE I'M THE ONE WHO HAD ‫TO PICK UP THE PIECES
‫WHEN HE SCREWED OVER YOUR MOM ‫OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
‫- YOU'RE DRUNK.
‫- AND YOU'RE A DORK.
‫BUT AT LEAST TOMORROW, ‫I'LL BE SOBER.
‫FOR A WHILE.
‫[pop music]
‫*
‫- WHY ARE YOU STOPPING?
‫- OH, I CAN'T FOCUS. ‫WE'VE GOTTA PUT THIS ON HOLD.
‫- SERIOUSLY?
‫THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ‫ABOUT THEIR BREAK UP.
‫LET IT GO. ‫- I'M SORRY,
‫BUT I GOTTA TAKE CARE ‫OF MY FRIEND.
‫- [groans]
‫- UGH. ‫- CONGRATULATIONS.
‫- WHAT DO YOU WANT? ‫- MY WIFE.
‫- OH, MM, SHE'S HAVING ‫SO MUCH FUN WITHOUT YOU.
‫- ALLY, I DON'T WANT ‫TO GET INTO IT
‫ON YOUR WEDDING DAY. ‫- YOU'RE A SCHMUCK.
‫- WHERE IS SHE?
‫- * WELL, YOU'VE GOT TO GO
‫* YOU'VE GOT TO GO
‫- YET AGAIN, ‫YOUR TIMING IS IMPECCABLE.
‫NOW, LEAVE.
‫IT'S WHAT YOU DO BEST.
‫- * FELT TOO STRONGLY
‫* NOW IT'S TIME
‫- I COULDN'T TELL IF IT WAS ‫THE TWO DOZEN BOBBY PINS
‫MAKING MY BRAIN HURT, ‫OR JAKE'S MERCILESS WORDS
‫PLAYING OVER AND OVER ‫IN MY HEAD.
‫OUR TIMING WAS OFF?
‫DID HE JUST THROW THAT ‫OUT THERE
‫OR WAS IT SOMETHING REAL?
‫AND IF SO, WAS IT OFF ‫WITH MY PARENTS TOO?
‫IF WHAT ALLY SAID WAS TRUE,
‫THEN BEN WASN'T ‫MY MOTHER'S MATTY, MY DAD WAS,
‫WHICH MADE ME THE LIVING, ‫BREATHING MANIFESTATION
‫OF MY PARENTS' BAD TIMING.
‫THE MISTAKE WHO KEPT MY MOM ‫FROM HER JAKE.
‫AND IF THAT THOUGHT ‫DIDN'T DESTROY ME,
‫THERE WAS ANOTHER ONE LYING ‫IN WAIT TO FINISH THE JOB.
‫WOULD MY MOM HAVE ENDED UP ‫WITH BEN IF IT WASN'T FOR ME?
‫- THAT BARTENDER ‫WOULD NOT TEND TO ME.
‫HE CUT ME OFF.
‫[fabric ripping] ‫UGH.
‫AT MY OWN WEDDING.
‫CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT CRAP? ‫MAKE SURE WE DON'T TIP HIM.
‫- LUCKY FOR YOU, YOUR FAVE NIECE ‫IS HERE TO SAVE THE DAY.
‫YOU'RE WELCOME. ‫- MM.
‫- HEY! ‫- OKAY.
‫- HEY, THAT'S MY SHOT.
‫- THE POSITION OF BRIDESMAID ‫SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN LIGHTLY.
‫- COME ON! ‫YOU'RE SPOILING ALL THE FUN.
‫SHE IS ONE DRINK AWAY
‫FROM PEEING HERSELF. ‫- NO MORE.
‫WE ARE RESPONSIBLE ‫FOR MAKING SURE THAT
‫THE BRIDE IS PRESENTABLE ‫FOR HER CONSUMMATION.
‫- I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE GONNA ‫BE IN MY WEDDING PICTURES.
‫MAYBE THE PHOTOGRAPHER ‫CAN COLOR YOU OUT.
‫- YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD ‫GO WELL WITH THIS SHOT?
‫VODKA CHASER.
‫[dance music]
‫*
‫- SMILE.
‫- [chuckles] ‫I LOVE YOU GUYS!
‫[laughs] ‫OOF.
‫- MY WALK OF LAME LEFT ME ‫WITH A LOT OF BLISTERS
‫AND A LITTLE CLARITY.
‫THERE WAS NEVER A WRONG TIME ‫TO SAY "I LOVE YOU."
‫IF JAKE LEFT ME BECAUSE ‫I DIDN'T MEET HIS DEADLINE,
‫MAYBE I WAS LUCKY ‫TO GET OUT WHEN I DID.
‫OR MAYBE I WAS JUST TRYING ‫TO MAKE MYSELF FEEL BETTER
‫BECAUSE I WAS STILL ‫PARALYZED BY THE PAIN?
‫[knocking at window]
‫* WILL I BREAK? ‫WILL I STAND STRONG? *
‫- I HEARD WHAT HAPPENED.
‫- WHAT HAPPENED? ‫BECAUSE I'M STILL IN THE DARK.
‫- HE DIDN'T SAY MUCH.
‫HOW ARE YOU?
‫- NUMB.
‫PLEASE TELL ME ‫WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME.
‫- NOTHING.
‫NOTHING IS WRONG WITH YOU.
‫- * I DON'T WANNA BREAK ‫YOUR HEART TONIGHT *
‫- SOMETHING'S WRONG ‫WITH THIS ZIPPER.
‫CAN YOU HELP ME?
‫NO! NO, UNZIP IT.
‫IT'S TOO RESTRICTING.
‫- YOU KNOW, I REALLY DIDN'T ‫COME HERE FOR ALLY TONIGHT.
‫- [giggles]
‫BEN, I HAVE ‫A LOT OF BAGGAGE.
‫- WHICH I CAN CARRY.
‫I AM A STRONG GUY. ‫- YOU ARE.
‫YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN STRONG.
‫AND YOU WILL BE STRONG AGAIN.
‫- * ALL ALONE, STAY WITH ME ‫UNTIL THE DAWN *
‫- [chuckles] ‫- HMM.
‫- * CAN'T KEEP FALLING APART
‫- WHOO-HOO-HOO! ‫- * WE GOTTA LET THIS GO
‫* MY BODY CAN'T SAY NO ‫- [grunting]
‫- [laughs]
‫I-I'D BETTER ‫GO WRANGLE THE BRIDE.
‫- * LET'S FEEL ‫WHAT THE BEAT IS FOR *
‫- GOOD TO SEE YOU.
‫- YOU TOO. ‫- * YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
‫- * DANCE WITH ME TONIGHT ‫- MM-HMM.
‫- * 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT ‫TO BREAK YOUR HEART TONIGHT *
‫* OH!
‫- AND ONE MORE THING...
‫I LOVE YOU, JAKE ROSATI.
‫- WHAT DID I DO?
‫- BEAUTIFUL.
‫I'M SORRY. ‫- SAVE IT.
‫MY RICKY CHAPTER IS CLOSED. ‫CONSIDER YOURSELF O.O.P.
‫- OKAY, I-I MAY BE ‫OUT OF PRINT,
‫BUT I'M STILL AVAILABLE ‫IN LIMITED EDITION.
‫- UGH.
‫- OKAY, ‫AT LEAST FOR A DANCE.
‫HOW ABOUT IT? ‫FOR OLD TIMES' SAKE?
‫- GET IN LINE!
‫THE LADY IS WITH ME.
‫- [scoffs]
‫- * I'M THINKING ABOUT ‫THE ONLY ONE *
‫- [sighs] I'M PRETTY SURE ‫I LOVE YOU.
‫I FEEL IT RIGHT HERE.
‫- IT'S PROBABLY COMING FROM ‫A LITTLE FURTHER SOUTH.
‫- * I'M THINKING ABOUT ‫THE ONLY ONE *
‫- ON YOUR BODY, NOT MINE.
‫- [sniffling] ‫THIS IS SURREAL.
‫- YEP. ‫- I'M CRYING TO YOU ABOUT JAKE.
‫- I'M LISTENING TO YOU ‫CRY TO ME ABOUT JAKE.
‫- WHAT DOES THAT SAY ‫ABOUT US?
‫- WE'RE WEIRDOS.
‫- I'M WEIRD. YOU?
‫YOU'RE WONDERFUL.
‫- HEY, THIS ISN'T ‫THE MATTY HOUR.
‫LET'S FOCUS ON YOU.
‫YOU FEELING BETTER?
‫- SURPRISINGLY, NO.
‫I'M STILL... ‫RACKING MY BRAIN,
‫TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT ‫I COULD HAVE DONE DIFFERENT...
‫BETTER.
‫GUESS I JUST WAITED TOO LONG ‫TO TELL HIM HOW I FELT.
‫- I CAN RELATE.
‫HE'LL COME TO HIS SENSES.
‫I SUSPECT JAKE'S JUST TRYING ‫TO GET OVER HIS OWN INSECURITY.
‫ONCE HE KNOWS THERE'S ‫NO REASON TO BE INSEC--
‫- WHAT IF THERE IS?
‫- IS WHAT? ‫- A REASON.
‫WHAT IF HE COULD SENSE THAT ‫I WAS STRUGGLING TO FALL IN LOVE
‫WITH HIM BECAUSE...
‫I HAVEN'T FALLEN ‫OUT OF LOVE WITH YOU?
‫- * DECISIONS YOU DO ‫OR MAKE *
‫* I'M AWARE ‫THEY CAN HAUNT YOU *
‫*
‫- WHERE'S JENNA?
‫- SHE'S GONE.
‫- * YOU'RE HERE EARLY
‫- MY ENTIRE LIFE HAS BEEN ‫A SERIES OF BAD TIMING.
‫MY CONCEPTION, MY ACCIDENT, ‫JAKE'S AFFECTION.
‫- US.
‫- MAYBE THE TIMING'S...
‫FINALLY RIGHT.
‫- AND MAYBE,
‫FINALLY, ‫IT WAS TIME FOR MY LIFE
‫TO BE LESS COMPLICATED. ‫- * BRING ON THE FIRE
‫* 'CAUSE BUSINESS IS CRUEL
‫* AND SOPHIE'S GOT ‫SOMEWHERE TO BE *
‫* TAKE IT OUT ON ME
‫NEXT ON AWKWARD...
‫- HOLY [bleep]!
‫- JAKE, I REALLY NEED ‫TO TALK TO YOU FOR JUST--
‫- HE KNOWS EVERYTHING? ‫- EVERYTHING.
‫- WELL, ‫WHO THE HELL TOLD HIM?
‫- MAYBE TELLING JAKE ‫WAS THE WRONG THING TO DO,
‫BUT WHAT YOU AND JENNA DID ‫WAS WAY WORSE.
‫- THE WHEEL OF PEP! ‫[cheers]
‫OKAY, MCKIBBEN, ‫TIME TO COME CLEAN.
‫- PLEASE, DON'T DO THIS.